Harry Potter Pickup Lines: Return To Hogwarts

We can’t be the only ones excited for the Harry Potter cast reunion right? Let’s welcome this reunion with Harry Potter pickup lines from the Wizarding World.

By The Mirror

Just when we thought Harry Potter’s era was about to end, they give us a reunion… this is the perfect time to take out your wands and accio your dating app matches on a hookup dating site with the best dirty pickup lines!

Starting a conversation on tinder can be very intimidating, especially when you two don’t have anything in common – wait, what’s this, they like Harry Potter too? Score! What better way to sweep them off of their feet with your Nimbus 2000 and some smooth pickup lines?

We know what you’re thinking, good tinder pick up lines can’t possibly involve Harry Potter – what kind of smooth pickup lines would that be? More like cringy pickup lines. Well not necessarily, Harry Potter pickup lines don’t have to be cringy, they can also pose as funny pickup lines for tinder, or even a little trivia pop quiz for your dating app matches to test if they’re truly a Potterhead.

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Wands at the ready!

  • Are you a Snitch? Cause you’re sparkling Golden in my eyes.
  • Do you have Instagram? Cause I’ll Slytherin your DMs.
  • If I were Harry Potter, I’d ride you instead of a broom.
  • Do you like Harry Potter? Cause I Dumble-dore you!
  • Are you all the Harry Potter books combined in one? Cause you’re thicc!
  • Excuse me, are you the prequel to Harry Potter? Because you’re a Fantastic Beast.
  • You can Obliviate my memory any time, but I’ll still fall in love with you.
  • If I found the Room of Requirement, you’d be the only thing in it.

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  • Are you going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
  • Funny that you like Harry Potter… Cause I know Parseltongue in certain places.
  • You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.
  • Wow, when I said “Accio hottie,” I didn’t expect it to work!
  • Are you using the Confundus charm, or are you just naturally mind-blowing?
  • I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.
  • My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
  • How about we Portus to my place and you can show me your Chamber of Secrets?
  • Ever taken the Pottermore test? They know my wand is 7 inches!
  • Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  • Are you sure you’re a muggle? Cause that ass is magical!

And finally…

  • Always. (If you know, you know.)

Also, these Harry Potter pickup lines can be used not only on the best website for hooking up (Tinder, Bumble, DOWN Dating App, Hinge, Ockupid) but it can also be a template for dating profile. Just remember to not make your life revolve around the Wizarding World!

And remember, if you want to swoon a Potterhead, try to go out there and approach them with these Harry Potter pickup lines and send them to your dating app matches on a hookup dating site. If it’s successful, you’ll be able to go to Hogsmeade 😉 and enjoy yourselves!

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