25 Sex Quotes to Tell Your Partner This July 2022

Here’s some sex quotes you can tell or show your partner! They’re funny, romantic, and sexy!

25 Sex Quotes to Tell Your Partner This July 2022

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No, it doesn’t mean that you have to always quote something sexy to your partner, but sometimes they are pretty funny.

25 Sex Quotes to Tell Your Partner This July 2022

  • “I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.”

I couldn’t agree more tbh.

  • “No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. ”

But a woman can get an orgasm from good head.

  • “Life is like sex. It’s not always good, but its always worth trying.”

This one’s from Pamela Anderson! She’s not wrong, though is she?

  • “When someone uses the wrong “they’re” in their Tinder bio. “I couldn’t possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!”

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This is from Russell Brand. Not sure if I completely agree with him, a typo isn’t really a dealbreaker for me. But you know what is? Divorcing someone through text. (Look up Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s divorce).

  • “Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”

Very heavy there by Oscar Wilde. Who hurt you?

  • “Sex is the driving force on the planet. We should embrace it, not see it as the enemy.”

Always love from Hef.

  • “You can’t force sex to do the work of love or love to do the work of sex.”
  • “What’s the big mystery? It’s my clitoris, not the sphinx.”

From Miranda from Sex and the City. You tell them, Miranda.

  • “Teeth placement and jaw stress and suction and gag reflex. And all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don’t call it a job for nothing.”

We all know who this is right? Our queen, Samantha.

  • “I like my coffee like I like my men. I don’t drink coffee.”
  • “There’s a reason why God designed our bodies so that, when we lie down in bed, our hands naturally come to rest on our genitals.”

I like to think of it as reflex.

  • “Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.”

We all know why we do it. It feels amazing.

  • “Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long. Good things come to those who wait.”

😮😮😮

  • “And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.”

It’s an exercise.

  • “Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.”

Not unless you practice safe sex!

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  • “Sex is an emotion in motion.”

From the motion of the ocean~

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  • “I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.”

Okay, but imagine a sex offender saying this 💀

  • “If you don’t laugh during sex at least once, you’re having sex with the wrong person.”

It’s not always dark, hot, and steamy 😉

  • “Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.”
  • “The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.”

Da Vinci??

  • “Excuse me for being too forward, but your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like …”
  • “I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.”

Global warming do be screwing us over.

  • “The best things in life make you sweaty.”
  • “I’ll come and make love to you at five o’clock. If I’m late start without me.”
  • “I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.”

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