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Harry Potter has been with us since years ago, since we were kids, and now they’re still here as something that we all share in common. When they made the reunion on 2021 I cried – it was beautiful, it was gorgeous. Unfortunately some actors weren’t able to be there nor are they here with us anymore, but they’ll forever be in our hearts.
Funny Harry Potter Pick Up Lines
- I’m just like Oliver Wood, baby. I’m a Keeper!
- Is that your wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
- Did you cast Petrificus Totalus on me? Because you’ve made me stiff.
- You’re a seeker? Because you sure look like a keeper to me.
- My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood.
- Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
- The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
- You must be a Snitch, because I’ve been Seeking you my whole life.
- Did you just use the stupify charm or are you a natural stunner?
- You must be a bludger because you knock me out.
Funny Harry Potter Pick Up Lines
- Are you a Horcrux? Because I feel like you’ve got a piece of my soul.
- Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you’re drop-dead gorgeous.
- My Boggart looks like my life without you in it.
- Wow, when I said “Accio hottie,” I didn’t expect it to work!
- We may not be in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you sure are charming!
- Mind if I Weasley my way into your heart?
- Are you a hippogriff? Because I’ll always approach you with the utmost respect.
- Buckbeak might’ve scratched Draco, but I’ll make sure you don’t survive. Still wanna try me?
- I’ll be anyone you want me to be. I’ve got the polyjuice potion, just give me the hair.
- Are you half-alive Voldemort? Cause you’re always in the back of my mind.
- You belong in the Honeydukes stockroom because you’re so sweet.
- You must be my Horcrux because you complete me.
- Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.
- Are you a Dementor? Because you just took my breath away.
- You must be a Nimbus 2000 because you’re sweeping me off my feet.
- If loving you is a crime, send me to Azkaban!
- Being with you is like Christmas at the Burrow, cozy and safe and full of good spirit.
- I need to learn Occlumency because I can’t get you out of my thoughts.
- My wand has chosen you!
- I want you more than Snape wanted to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts.
- I’m not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.
- My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
- Save a broom, ride a Quidditch player.
- Have you been using Accio? Cause I’ve been coming to you all night.
- Want to explore my Chamber of Secrets?
- Your kiss is like a Dementor’s… It takes my soul away!
- I must’ve had some Felix Felicis because I think I’m about to get lucky.
- Speak parseltongue and I might let my snake out!
- I could make you scream louder than a Mandrake!