Be warned, these naughty pick up lines can be too much for some people! Use them wisely.
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There are a few things people call “old but gold”, and pick up lines are one of them. If you use them right, you’ll be able to pick up any person out there! It’s also important to note that not everyone likes naughty pick up lines, so you might want to check and read the situation first before jumping in with a line.
Unwelcome results could be fatal.
So here’s a little guide, a little help so that you have the best chance out there. If you think you’ve got what it takes to actually deliver these naughty pick up lines.. then, by all means.
By the way, naughty pick up lines don’t have to always be dirty, filthy, or 18+. They can be more vanilla, they aren’t as vulgar as sexual pick up lines that you use when you just want to get right down to the point — sex. If that’s what you’re looking for, read more about dirty pick up lines.
Naughty Pick Up Lines
- Are you a stack of dirty dishes? ‘Cause I want to get you wet and do you all night long.
- Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
- Can you tell me what time your legs open, please?
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- Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes out of date tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?
- Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
- Hey girl, I’m a fully-fledged meteorologist and something’s telling me you’re in for a few inches tonight.
- I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
- I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
- I’m a mind reader and yes I will sleep with you.
- Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot, and I want s’more.
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
- Are you a time traveler? Because I can’t imagine my future without you.
- Do you believe in parallel universes? Because in another reality, we’re already dating.
- Are you a dictionary? Because you just added meaning to my life.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’
- Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
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- I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
- Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, I’m under your spell.
- Do you have a name or can I call you ‘mine’?
- Can you take me to the doctor? I just broke my leg falling for you.
- Let’s flip a coin. Tails, I give you head. Heads, I give you head.
- There’s a side view, rear view, and then there’s iloveview.
- If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
- Roses are red, violets are blue. You’ll be the 6, I’ll be the 9.
- I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
- You like sleeping? Me too. Wanna do it together?
- I’m not feeling myself today… mind if I feel you?
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- I’m no weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
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- Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.
- Wanna date me? Breathe if yes, recite the bible in Japanese if no.
- Roses are red, violets are blue. Lava is hot. So is you.
- I’ll treat you like my homework. Slam you on the table and do you all night.
- You a keyboard? Cause you’re just my type.
- You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
- Like bacon, huh? Wanna strip?
- Let’s play a game. Winner dates loser.
- Doctor says I’m lacking vitamin U.
- Doctor says I’m lacking vitamin D.
- My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
- I’m a tattoo artist. Wanna try a red mark on your neck?
- You’re a 9 and I’m the only 1 you need.
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- Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold that for you.
- You got posters in your room? I’m jealous. Cause I’m supposed to be the only one pinned to your wall.
- Roses are red, my face is too. That only happens when I’m sitting on you.
- Are you a raisin? Cause you’re raisin’ my dick.
- Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you’re a snack.
- I like your last name. Can I have it?
- I love vowels. Especially U.
- Are you from Japan? Cause it Tokyo long enough to notice me.
- Hotel without the el is you.
- If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
- If you’re a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
- Are you winter? Cause you’ll be coming soon.
- Are you geometry? Cause you look at any angle.
- Even if God made the world for a second time, he could not make an ass as fine as yours.
- Mind if I walk you home? My mom always told me to follow my dreams.
- Call me Deadpool cause I break down the 4th wall and your bed.
- You Italian? Cause you just stole a pizza my heart.
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- The word of the day is legs. Let’s go home and spread the word.
- Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Cause you have a sweet ass.
- Remember my name now, you’ll be screaming it later.
- I wish I were DNA helicase so I can unzip your genes (jeans).
- Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!
- You’re so hot you must be the cause of global warming.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?
- Roses are red, heaven is blue. Yep, that’s where you’ll be when I’m touching you.
- Yoda only one for me!
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How about those for naughty pick up lines? Think you can master the art now?
Go on outside and find out if it works!