Some pickup lines are good, some are just bad. Do NOT send these. You’ve been warned.
Being horny is not a bad thing, being horny together is definitely not a bad thing either. What’s bad is when one person is horny and is trying to get the other person in the mood… forcibly.
There’s something everyone needs to know about being in the mood — not everyone is 24/7 in the mood. Sometimes it takes work to feel horny, sometimes you just want to get right into it. But what’s clear is that you can’t force someone, especially when your go-to move is to send some pickup lines.
What were you hoping? For them to suddenly get wet with a sentence?
Here are some pickup lines you definitely should avoid when talking to someone on a dating app;
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23 Horny Pickup Lines You Shouldn’t Send
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
- Are you a time traveler? Because every time I look at you, the rest of the world disappears.
- Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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- Are you a genie? Because you just granted my wish by appearing in front of me.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just hurt myself falling for you.
- Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.
- Is your name Ariel? Because you’re a mermaid for me.
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- Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
- Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
- Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one.
- If I were a cat, would you pet me?
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
- I must be lost because heaven is a long way from here.
- Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
- I didn’t know what I wanted in a woman until I saw you.
- No wonder the sky is gray (or dark, if at night)—all the color is in your eyes.
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- I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
- I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?
- On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
- Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?
- I thought this was a (bar/restaurant/etc.), but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
- I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.
- I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are. I’m (your name).
Please, save us all some embarrassment and don’t send these. Unless you’re in a battle of the worst pickup lines ever, then yes, you may use them.