Wondering what to say to that girl/guy? Nervous? Don’t be! Check out these pickup lines and say hello!
Getting out of the house to meet new people can be tough. It’s not always easy to know how to approach someone you’re interested in, or what to say if you’re not sure where a conversation is headed. But don’t worry! We’ve got your back. Here are some great pick-up lines that will get you started:
- Excuse me, but do you have a Band-Aid? Because I’m bleeding for you.
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
- You must be tired from carrying around all those extra chromosomes.
- Your eyes are so blue they make me want to cry!
- If I were a turtle, would you move your hair out of my way?
Here’s a list of funny pickup lines to try out on your next date:
- You remind me of my first girlfriend, but she was ugly.
- If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
- Hey, did you lose weight?
- You know what they say: It’s lonely at the top. That’s why I like to hang out with you.
- Are those real? Because they’re amazing! (if she has big breasts)
We’ve all been there: you’re at a party, or on a date, or just trying to get someone’s attention, and you need a pickup line. Here are some of the best we’ve found!
If you’re into food:
- “Hey, do you have any raisins? What about a date?”
- “I’m not gonna lie—you look like dessert.”
- “You know what they say about guys with big noses?”
- “Are you a Snickers bar? Because I’m hungry!”
- “Can I get an order of fries with that shake?”
We hope you enjoyed this list of funny pickup lines! If you’re looking for a little bit more inspiration, check out these;
- 25 Cringe Pick Up Lines That Gives You Goosebumps
- 25 Corny Pick Up Lines To Get Some Laughs
- 35 Cute Harry Potter Pick Up Lines For Your Crush
And if you want to be really clever with your pickup lines, check out our post on the best pickup lines ever.