50 New Funny Pickup Lines That Will Make Your Partner Go LOL!

50 Pickup Lines That Will Make You Go LOL!

Whether it be cheesy, smooth, bold, or dirty pickup lines, there’s a guarantee to them — you’ll definitely see a smile on people’s faces! We totally understand the want to impress someone you see in a nightclub, a bar, or even on a dating or hookup app. So here’s some funny pickup lines you can use to make them smile or laugh.

First things first, see what they’re into. Do they seem like they’d appreciate funny pickup lines more than sexy pickup lines? You don’t want to creep them out!

Cheesy pickup lines

  • What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella cheese? A cheesy pick-up line.
  • Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
  • Are you a cat because I’m feline a connection between us.
  • I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
  • Did you fall from the sky? Because you’re an angel.
  • That shirt looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I.
  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  • I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
  • Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day/night!
  • We don’t need a room, we need a lab. Why? Cause we got chemistry.

Sexual pickup lines

  • My lips are like Skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
  • Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
  • If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to life by my side.
  • The doctor said I’m sick because I’m lacking vitamin U.
  • Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  • Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
  • I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.
  • They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
  • Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
  • I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.

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Dirty pickup lines

  • I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  • Are you the sun? I’m about to get a sunburn looking at you.
  • Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
  • “Are you Britney Spears? Because I want a piece of you.”
  • If you were a chicken, you’d be im-peck-able.
  • It’s time to pay your rent, missy. You’ve been spending too much time in my mind.
  • If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
  • The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
  • Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
  • If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!

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Funny pickup lines

  • You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
  • Are you looking forward to making a mistake tonight? I can help you with that.
  • Let me tie your shoes, ‘cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
  • Girl, are you SPF? ‘Coz I need you every day.
  • If I wasn’t jealous of the glass, I’d buy you a drink.
  • And I thought the beer was good here…
  • I see you’ve got some tequila. Does that mean you wanna give me a shot?
  • I was wondering if you’ll be busy tonight at last call.
  • Did you steal my beer? That one looks just like the one I was drinking.
  • Excuse me, why is your drink glowing?

Cute pickup lines

  • Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
  • Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
  • I’m going for a walk. Would you mind holding my hand?
  • Honey, you give new meaning to the definition of ‘edible’.
  • Do you have raisins? How about a date?
  • Let’s both be naughty together and save Santa a trip.
  • Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
  • Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
  • Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot tea!
  • Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
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