If you’re looking for some pickup lines funny enough they will give you their number just like that, you’re in the right spot. These funny pickup lines from best to cheesy are the way to go!
You’re guaranteed to impress them! Just make sure that you also have the confidence to deliver the sentence!
Go splash your face with cold water, give yourself a pep-talk, take a shot of tequila, and BOOM. You’re ready to roll. Good luck out there!
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Pickup Lines Funny – Best pickup lines
- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
- Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
- Drake would call you and me God’s Plan.
- If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
- My lips are like Skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
- Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
- If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to life by my side.
- The doctor said I’m sick because I’m lacking vitamin U.
- Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (holds up mirror)
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
- If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.
- Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
- Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot?
- Are you a pumpkin spice latte? Because I’d love to slurp you up.
- OK, don’t move from this spot. I’m gonna go hang mistletoe above your head real quick.
Pickup Lines Funny – Cute pickup lines
- Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
- If you were a flower, you’d be a damnnn-delion.
- I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.
- Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
- They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
- Can you pinch me, because you’re so fine I must be dreaming.
- Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
- Are you craving Pizza? Because I’d love to get a pizz-a you.
- If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
- Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
- I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.
- I’ll give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it.
- Are you tired of sexy pickup lines? I’ll just give you a pickup lines – you got the sexy down.
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Pickup Lines Funny – Dirty pickup lines
- That’s a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?
- Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
- If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
- Your body is made up of 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.
- Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
- Are you my homework? Cause I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.
- Heaven must be missing an angel since you’re here with me.
- How much longer until I get to the part where you give me your number?
- Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
- Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
- I just want you to know that you’re the second sexiest person in this building.