Pickup lines never fail! Here’s some you need to know.
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Ever had a crush on someone and wonder what to say? The best pickup lines can never fail, because they’re harmless and they bring a smile to people’s faces. Sure, sometimes pickup lines can be dirty, but it’s all in good fun, right?
Besides, you obviously need to read the room before sending cute pickup lines. Is this person up for dirty pickup lines? Or maybe they’ll appreciate funny pickup lines instead?
Either way, we have a full list of funny, dirty, cheesy, and cute pickup lines for you. This way, you can go for any line you want and still impress them!
Cute pickup lines
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
- Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
- Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
- I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
- Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
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- Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
- Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
- I’m not stalking you, I’m doing research!
- Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
- Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!
- Knock-knock. (Who’s there?) When where? (When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you.
- Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!
Cute pickup lines – Dirty
- Are you the sun? I’m about to get a sunburn looking at you.
- Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
- “Are you Britney Spears? Because I want a piece of you.”
- If you were a chicken, you’d be im-peck-able.
- It’s time to pay your rent, missy. You’ve been spending too much time in my mind.
- If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
- The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
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- I’m researching important dates in history, do you want to be mine?
- They say Tinder is a numbers game… so can I get your number?
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should we match again?
- I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
- Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!
- I was wondering if you had an extra heart…because mine was just stolen.
- If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!
- Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?
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Cute pickup lines – Funny
- If you’re as good at cuddling as you’re good looking, I’m signing myself up on the waitlist for a date.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
- Titanic. That’s my icebreaker. What’s up?
- If you could be anywhere in the world, doing anything you like right now, where would you be and what would you do?
- Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
- If I said you had a good body would you hold it against me?
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
- I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
- Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you.
- Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
- I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
- You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business!
- You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
- If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!
- Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.
Cute Pickup lines – cheesy
- Your phone has GPS, right? Because I’m totally going to get lost in those *insert color* eyes.
- Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
- You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
- They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
- Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
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- I would say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.
- Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
- Is your name Google? Because you got everything I am searching for.
- Did I tell you I’m writing a book? It’s a phone book and it’s missing your number.
- Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
- You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!
- Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.
- Are those mirrors in your pants? Because I can see myself in them!
- Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.
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