Want to find some sexy pickup lines to impress your crush? We have the full list right here!
Quick! Someone hot is on your phone, what do you do??
What you don’t do is panic and just send a ‘hi’ instead of one of the sexy pickup lines we have on this list. Luckily for you, we are here to help, and we’d love nothing more than to share this extraordinary list of sexy pickup lines we’ve handpicked — had a good laugh on some of them, too.
So you swipe right on them, and it’s a match. Now what? What do you text them?
I get it, I get it. Flirting isn’t always as easy as it seems, and when you have no ‘rizz’ sometimes it’s just impossible. Sometimes we just don’t know what to say and things might get awkward because.. they just do. One moment you’re saying “hey how are you” and getting to know each other by asking about their jobs, hobbies, what they do for fun…. and then you run out of questions or things to say. What do you do now? Do you ask to meet up? But it doesn’t really feel right to meet up right now, and you want to test the vibe first.
To save you from that situation and prevent you from sending bad pickup lines, we’ve provided you with sexual pickup lines so you can send them to your matches! This is, of course, if you’re looking for something casual. If you’re trying to build a relationship, honey, this is not the one for you.
Now, you need to really bring on the heat. Looking for something short term, nothing too serious, and definitely looking for a good time. Whether you’re trying to send some sexy pickup lines for him or her, we’ve got a list just for you.
Think you can handle the heat?
- I find your lack of nudity disturbing.
- Are you a raisin? Cause you’re raising my hopes for a kiss right about now.
- I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.
- I’d love to be the devil on your shoulder and the devil on your lips.
- Complete this sentence: “You, me, and ____.”
- Did you hear that new Cardi B song? Want me to sing it to you? (It’s Wet Ass P-)
- Is your name Clause, cause you got Mrs. written all over you.
- I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.
- Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?
- I must be a beaver because I’m dying for your wood.
- If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Sexual Pickup Lines for Her
- Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
- Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
- Do you want to know how I got these muscles? Picking up beautiful women like yourself.
- I don’t like children until they are OUR children. What do you think about that?
- “Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.”
- Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
- Oh! I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but fish can fly, right?
- My mom said she found a beautiful and intelligent girl for me. Is that you?
- Feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material.
- Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
- “Did you hear that? Even my heart murmurs, “I love you!””
- If Disney is the happiest place on Earth, in your arms is no doubt the happiest place in the universe.
Best Sexy Pickup Lines for Tinder for They/Them
- Did you know penguins stick to one partner their whole life? Would you like to be my penguin?
- Do you remember me? I’m the man of your dreams.
- “My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.”
- Life without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless.
- Sir, I’m going to need you to step away from the bar. You’re melting all the ice.
- Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack.
- Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
- Let’s get together and be the number Pi, endless and irrational.
- It’s not my fault I fell in love, you’re the one that tripped.
- Were you a Boy Scout? You’ve tied my heart in a knot.
- What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
- If you were a steak, you would be well done.
Wooooo is it just me or is it getting kinda hot and heavy in here?
One thing I should mention is that you should definitely respect people’s pronouns when sending these. If they’re a they/them, then don’t send obviously female/male ones. What would be great if you could personalize it to their own situations, but that’s usually difficult.
If you can do it, you’ve got the ultimate rizz, and I bow down to you. Sexy pickup lines who?