35 Cheesy Pickup Lines To Get A Laugh – Online Dating Tips

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35 Cheesy Pickup Lines To Get A Laugh – Online Dating Tips

Want to make someone laugh? Cheesy pickup lines can be a hit or miss, but we’ve gathered the ones that prove to work almost every single time!

If you can make her laugh, you’ve won half of her heart. This saying is somewhat true – not all girls think alike, but then again who doesn’t love some humor? If you’ve got a sense of humor and the confidence to send these pickup lines, I say you can pickup any girl.

That said, go ahead and check out some of these good pickup lines you can use to make her laugh!

Cheesy pickup lines

  • Kiss me if I’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?
  • Can you drive me home, I’m too drunk to drive and you wouldn’t want me to get a DWI would you?
  • Do you like rock & roll music? Well, good because I’m going to rock your world.
  • Don’t you just hate it when guys try to use pick-up lines on you?
  • Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
  • This is how I’d describe you in three emojis Now you describe yourself in three emojis.
  • Top three best things to do on a Saturday?
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
  • I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

Cheesy pickup lines – cute pickup lines

  • They call me the Periodic Table and I say there’s chemistry between us.
  • Give me your Twitter? My father said that I must follow my dream. 
  • There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
  • Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
  • Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
  • Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.
  • You must be a hell of a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room.
  • Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Me neither, but it broke the ice.

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Cheesy pickup lines – dirty pickup lines

  • Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
  • Sorry, you owe me a drink. (Why?) Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.
  • Have you met me? Oh, that’s right – I’ve only met you in my dreams.
  • Hello. Cupid called. He said he wants my heart back.
  • Hi, I’m writing a phonebook. Can I have your number?
  • Hey, tie your shoes. I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
  • I hope you know CPR because you are taking my breath away.
  • Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
  • Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Cheesy pickup lines – best pickup lines for Tinder

  • I haven’t been able to fall asleep lately, I have been too busy falling for you.
  • How much do you lift at the gym? I’d like to see if you can lift that in bed.
  • I think I can handle the first six deadly sins, but the lust I have for you now is killing me.
  • Congratulations, you just met a snake charmer. I’ll be making that one-eyed snake cry white tears all over me.
  • I love your clothes, they match perfectly with my bedsheets.
  • You’ll force me to break my fasting, because I’ll be eating you this early.
  • Can we go to batting practice? Because your bat looks ready for a swing.
  • Do you know how to pick a lock? Because my keyhole is wide open for you.
  • I hate it when people pull my hair. I’d love to hate you tonight.

Cheesy pickup lines on strangers

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